Poop Out Rainbows

paynenvy:

hahry:

should i do homework or burn my school

the first one sounds like a lot of work

(Source: taccone)

best-of-funny:

fartgallery:

xeroxed-toothpicks:

fartgallery:

reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly

reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real

X

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

meladoodle:

sexydanhowell:

meladoodle:

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

What?

A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

who needs one direction when you’ve got the best boy band there is

(Source: laughingzone)

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????