lindsaylohoean:

If I come off as thirsty to you, it’s because I literally am the thirstiest person ever. I have this condition where I can never take in enough fluids so I’m constantly dehydrated and I have to drink every 15 minutes. What, you thought I was talking about something else?? SHOCKED. I AM SHOCKED. OFFENDED.

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thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person

(Source: pottergenes)

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burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

(Source: giantgagofficial)

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cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

(Source: fangirlshideout)

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wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

(Source: deadlustre)

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spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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shesaysisweartoomuch:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

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cooldudebro:

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

i worry about some of you

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lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

(Source: iraffiruse)

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unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

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